About five years ago, I had a little situation with a cougar/rock that resulted in me sliding down a mountain on my knees. Ever since then, my knees hurt walking down stairs, sitting in a movie or on a plane and if I run or jump. I've avoided seeing a doctor
because I haven't had a time slot available to recover from surgery. I'll take the pain. That was until a few days ago when I woke up and couldn't walk. Not walking is the same as recovering so I tracked down my injury consultant Uncle Lou and got the name of a doctor to call.
I felt a little awkward in the waiting room. Nobody told me that I was supposed to wear a tracksuit to my appointment. Where does one buy a tracksuit? I've got to pick one up.
The good news was that after goofing around with my knees, he suggested I try rigorous physical therapy first. I wanted to jump up and down but I couldn't because my knees hurt.
I was in the
PT's office a day later. I expected some physical therapy-like activities, maybe lifting weights or pulling on some big
rubber bands. I didn't do any of those things. After my consultation, someone pasted these little wires to my thighs and then proceeded to shock me. I was wrapped in a warm blanket, the lights turned off and...shocked. Yes indeed, enough electric volts to make my legs jump and shake like a cartoon. The PT seems competent but I don't get why
electrocuting me helps. The next phase was fancy ultra-sound rays and goo on one knee while the other leg got a massage. It really wasn't what I
expected. I have homework for which I had to borrow Dan Barney's rolling pin.